Two Lawyers In A Chinese Restaurant...(series?)

One time I went to a Chinese Restaurant with a friend. At the end of our meal, I offered to open his fortune cookie for him, since I had already finished mine . He insisted on doing that him on his own, saying otherwise it wouldn't be "his correct fortune". So he did eventually open his fortune cookie, except- it happened to be one of the million fortune cookies that did not get a "fortune slip". Ha! So much for his "correct" fortune!